I use Google. I wear Google. I talk Google. Now I (will) gulp it!

The slogan of Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE) is "Quench your thirst for knowledge". Simply put, it will make you smarter. Sounds cliche? Hey, this stuff takes full advantage of the prevalent means which count more on scalpels, say, some silicon chips embedded in the brain or wherever in your body they are never supposed to be. You don't have to worry about the pains in surgery nor by-products like weird swelling somewhere on your skin. Instead, you can drink knowledge in the everyday way. Moreover, knowledge doesn't suggest "plain"--Google has 4 great flavors for you. Glutamate Grape, Beta Carroty, Sero-Tonic Water, and even Sugar-Free Radical! Hooray!!!

Wanna know exactly how Google Gulp (BETA)™ works? Read the FAQ and bomb them with your own questions. Today I've got one more GB and rich text formatting for Gmail but I need more. I never beg for Gmail invites but now I will since I want Google Gulp (BETA)™ so badly! Please please please!!! Thanks a trillion!