I had my hair cut really really really really short. So short that I'm half bald. So short that I feel there is nowhere to hide myself when I feel ashamed. So short that I can make a fortune by saving a lot of money on buying shampoo and conditioner. So short that even hurricane can't ruin my haircut -- even it does, I can fix it in a sec. This is the shortest haircut in my whole life! Now nobody can catch me by the hair!!!

So far I still like it. Nice try.